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Lupin III
08 July 2008 @ 09:24 pm


Also... Monarch. This is imitation crabmeat.
Current Mood: angryangry
Lupin III
19 June 2008 @ 05:24 pm
So I had a little downtime today! I know, can you believe it?

ANYWAY I decided to do a few madlibs to pass the time!

The Stupid Terror Of The Snow - Starring Lupin III and Offdensen!Collapse )

Oooh and this one's good too!

I'm Dreaming Of A Bloody Christmas - Starring The Monarch and Greed!Collapse )

Pretty realistic on that second one. Hmm, maybe one more. I'll use a random generator to pick two people AT TOTAL RANDOM!

Husky Love - Starring Fujiko and Dr. GirlfriendCollapse )

... uh. Oops? :D
Lupin III
17 May 2008 @ 07:12 am
OK I'm kind of wondering why I woke up in a pile of bubblewrap but that's not important right now.


Under ANY circumstances.

Take your eyes off that baby.

Do not turn it over to ANYONE. This is vital.

I've got some business to attend to.

If I don't come back in a day, I'd like all my worldly possessions
donated to the Playboy Mansion.
Current Mood: irateirate
Lupin III
12 May 2008 @ 09:28 pm
Hi! I'm Pop Tarts! I think my full name might be Strawberry Frosted Pop Tarts but I'm not sure.

So I woke up in the big castle. With lots of doctors. And there was this guy in a suit and I thought he was my boss but apparently he's just not my friend. Then he put a suit on me and told me not to wander around but I really had to pee so I just thought it'd be OK to creep off and find the bathroom BUT when I did I found a computer too and something told me to type in this name and this password and HEY I found this place. So I guess this is like... a message board for friends? Does that mean you're all my friends too? I'm sorry I can't remember you. I'm trying really really hard to remember.

Hmmm. Blood. Blood. Special. Blood. That's been stuck in my head all day! Funny. Usually it's songs. But it's just that word.


NotBoss, can I have something to eat? I'm really hungry.
Current Mood: chipperchipper
Lupin III
07 May 2008 @ 10:19 pm


Does ANYONE have a bassinet?
Lupin III
29 March 2008 @ 08:30 pm
So, I had the radio on while I was working on the Fiat tonight, and that Elton John song "Benny and The Jets" came on.

You know that line about electric boobs?

How cool would THAT be?

((And some ooc silliness.))Collapse )
Lupin III
14 March 2008 @ 07:19 pm
You know what?

It's a beau-ti-ful day, and I love every single one of you. ♥

'Cause I've got a golden ticket!
I've got a golden sun up in the sky!

Sorry, Mentok. Not even your damn DVD can bring me down today. Best. Vacation. Ever.
Current Mood: indescribable
Lupin III
06 March 2008 @ 04:48 pm
Well it's been a productive day, to say the least. I've set a half dozen traps in Mordhell, and I'll finish the job after a break for lunch. That's right, I'm talking about them publicly. Why? Because they're so good I am confident no guilty parties that may be creeping about are going to find them until it's much too late. They're classics for a reason. I've used these babies so many times I could set them up with both hands tied behind my back and blindfolded. That's not just an exaggeration either, I've actually had to do it that way at least twice. Long story. Ever have to tie a fishing line with your feet? Not exactly my idea of a party, I'll tell you that.

I tried to find Fujiko-chan when I first arrived, but methinks the little minx is playing hard to get. Oh well, I'll be around for awhile. As soon as I catch a whiff of Chanel No. 5 I'll just have to take another little impromptu break. Heeeeh.

Oh! Next week I'm going to be kinda scarce. So if you need me for any celebrity guest appearances (yes, even bar mitzvahs) you're just going to have to take a rain check. I'd love to go into more detail about my plans, but the lovely lady I'm seeing requested our rendezvous be confidential and a promise is a promise!
Current Mood: working
Lupin III
23 February 2008 @ 09:20 pm

I'm going to Hooters.

Current Mood: determined
Current Music: "Secret Agent Man" - Johnny Rivers
Lupin III
17 February 2008 @ 06:54 am
Bah! Doctors! Who needs 'em? You get one fancy piece of paper with a seal on it and you think you know everything. Really, what kind of advice is "You're getting older and need to start living like it."? I'll tell you what kind it is, the kind that gets your jar of tongue depressors, cotton balls, and 3D model of a groin stolen. That's what. I got up at six in the morning after a long night of drinking for that?! BAH! I'm so getting a second opinion. Then, if that guy's a quack too, a third. Really, the copies of Reader's Digest that were older than Jesus should have been some kind of clue.

At least I have the groin. Hee! I'm so finding some way to freak the hell out of someone with this thing. Get a little fishing wire. Maybe some glow-in-the-dark paint. It's going to be awesome.
Current Mood: pissed offpissed off